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13.06.2025 04:32
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Traders Scour for ‘Elusive’ Catalyst to Push S&P 500 to Record - Bloomberg
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Has a psychic ever made a crazy prediction that turned out to be true?
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Prints Aren't the Only Stable Thing About Your Fingers - Newser
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
What are rare earth minerals, and why are they central to Trump’s trade war? - CNN
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
What are the differences between INFJ-T and INFJ A?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
How do scammers communicate? Do they have a specific language or slang?
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Can a mother forget her child after she puts him or her up for adoption?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
No way
Is love natural, or is it somehow created?
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
No, not a chance
Still no good.